[1] Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Samuel Needs an Assistant to Count Up to 20. (...)
[2] Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Sam looks like you had a Blast! (always do!)
[3] Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Samuel Says So Long (farewell, something something, goodbye!)
[4] Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Samuel Wants $100 Million, $30 Million Up Front (and an ice cream cone)
[5] Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Samuel Does A Dance (run for the hills!)
[6] Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Uncle Sam hates ignorance (yep)
[7] Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Samuel asks why there are no overtures or interludes (money? That's why I need that 30$ mil up front!)
[8] Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
Samuel Goes to Washington (woopi-freakin'-do.)
[9] Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Samuel likes project work and fixing things that break down like tripping motors (uh...)
[10] Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
sam eats sour easter candy
Samuel eats noodle
sam eats cat
Sam eats a pinky
Sam eats Purell
Sam eats Kack-handed Big Brother
Sam Eats Grasshopper
Sam Eats Camera
sam eats cinnamon Video on AOL Video
(Hey, I'm hungry!)
[11] Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Samuel wears a sacred linen (uh yeah)
[12] Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Samuel arrested after stealing a purloined roast and a golf cart (A quick meal and a quick getaway)
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